slime

im about to rob you btw.. but im gremlin..

cowboy:

I’m scared all the time this is how I look always

phospholipid:

duncebento:

winemom-culture:

Which one of you mfs attacked my throat chakra

catgirlcumguzzler:

tumbwr:

tumbwr:

himbofisher:

memorycycle:

i went to strong apes that kill you island and

go on

Originally posted by aristeia

she hasn’t responded, im gonna go check on strong apes that kill you island. BRB!

⠀

killjoyfabulous:

killjoyfabulous:

What if I formatted my resume like one of those porn bot bios?

😝Massachusetts🎀Bachelor’s degree in biology🍉’17/😘🍑♑️/💎Microsoft Office💯

housebutch:

femmes will say they don’t want kids but have the biggest breeding kinks & baby fever on the planet earth

verdantry:

Another day of being a sweetiepie. Just clocked in

fxaa:

Couples shirts. One says “IM FUCKING WEIRD” and one says “IM WEIRD”